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Book Title: Honor Thy Teacher|
The author of the book: Teresa Mummert
Edition: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Date of issue: June 9th 2012
ISBN 13: 9781477628799
Format files: PDF
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Reader ratings: 3.2
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This is 70% rant and 30% review. Either way, this book is 100% crap.
What the hell? Seriously, what the hell? Earlier this year, I said that Taking Chances was the worst book i've read this year, but that was before I read this book. I just don't even know what to say about this book. Basically Mummert took the worst qualities from Christian Grey and Edward Cullen, and combined them all into one batshit character. If that wasn't enough, she took everything that was annoying about Bella Cullen and Anastasia Steele, and created Emma.
Emma Townsend is basically the most pathetic character i've ever read about. She doesn't stand up for herself, and she does not react appropriately to situations. (view spoiler)[A few girls Emma had never talked to before asked her if she'd like to smoke weed with them. Most people with any kind of common sense would say no. But Emma has no common sense, so i'm sure you can all guess what she did. Long story short, she gets caught by Mr. Honnor and he drags her off to his classroom. Would you like to know what he did next? He pushed her over his desk and started spanking her. If I were her, I would have run screaming to the deans office to report him. What did Emma do? She just stood there and took it. Later on they have oral sex and Mr. Honor tells her she should taste herself, so he forces his tongue into her mouth. At first Emma fights back and tries to push him off, but after a couple of seconds, she just kind of goes "oh well, it's happening, so why fight it." Really? (hide spoiler)]
William Honor is crazy. It's not even the tortured bad boy who just needs to be loved crazy that so many new authors seem to love. He's just legitimately crazy. (view spoiler)[ Want to know what his first thought was when he saw Emma? "Pure submissive perfection." Really, that's what he thought. He looked at this student that he's supposed to educate, and all he could think about was how we would like to bend her over and spank her with a ruler. Not only is he a complete creep, but he's practically a rapist too. If a girl tries to push you off of her saying she doesn't want something, you should stop. Does Mr. Honor stop? Of course not! He just assumes that she'll learn to love it. To Mr. Honor, yes means yes. Oddly enough, no also means yes. Know what else means yes? Getting out of his car, running away from him, and trying to push him off of you while trying to get him to stop forcing his tongue inside of your mouth. Isn't that just great? See, he knows what you really want, which means that he knows that when you say "No, stop you fuckwad! Get off!" what you really mean is "Oh yea baby!" (hide spoiler)]
Another issue I had with this book was the insta-love. (view spoiler)[In the first book, Emma, being the idiot that she is, goes to the movie with the girls who totally screwed her over when they got caught smoking pot. While she's out going to the bathroom she sees Mr. Honor making out with someone and she talks about how betrayed she feels because of this. Really? You have known him for TWO DAYS. The creep bent you over his desk and spanked you, and you've decided that all of this means that you're in love? When he started hitting her, she was basically like "Oh he hits me because he loves me!" Emma, when a guy hits you, it obviously means that he loves you you should call the cops on his ass.
In this book, Mr. Honor talks about how he spied on Emma like a creep to find out her plans, then purposely dragged the woman he was having an affair with (Yep! He's a cheater too!) to the movies just for the purpose of making out with her in front of Emma. When he saw that she was hurt, he goes "Oh no, I've hurt her feelings! Wait.. I care about her feelings? This obviously means that i'm in love with her! Who cares if i've only known her for two days and spent a total of maybe an hour with her? We. Are. Soulmates." (hide spoiler)]
I could have lived with the craptastic characters, but the writing pushed it over the edge. At some point, she wrote "I shuttered at the thought." Yes people, that's right, she said shuttered. Unfortunately for my boyfriend, I was reading this on his iPhone, and I chucked it. That's how pissed off I was by that point. I seriously just got so fed up, that I threw his phone away in an attempt to get this godforsaken book away from me. I mean this book is supposed to be in Mr. Honor's point of view, but for whatever reason, it kept switching back and forth between him and Emma. I was already getting pissed off with this, but then Mummert started using the wrong genders for the characters. I honestly don't even think she wrote this book from scratch, if you read Honor Student, and then you read this book, you'll get what I mean. But don't read them, reading this book will induce a rage so blinding, that you will feel the overwhelming urge to break everything within reach. I actually had a dream last night about sneaking up behind Mr. Honor and Emma and pushing them off a cliff. Never in my life have I ever dreamt about a character before, but this book was so bad that I couldn't even let go of the anger I felt towards it while I was asleep. This book had so many spelling mistakes, punctuation errors, and flat-out bad writing that I actually started to laugh. But it wasn't even the "ha-ha this book sucks so I won't take it seriously" kind of laugh, it was the "I'm so unbelievably infuriated that I'm starting to lose my grasp on my sanity and I'm giggling to hide my murderous rage" kind of laugh. I have no idea why this book has such a high rating, and my boyfriend is permanently banned from buying me books, because he keeps choosing wonderful gems such as:
I think he may actually be doing it on purpose. I hated this book like I have never hated a book before. I actually consider this to be the worst book I have ever read. Twilight? This book makes it look like a literary masterpiece. Fallen? The character development is perfection compared to this. Fifty Shades of Grey? The sex scenes in Honor Thy Teacher have nothing on Fifty Shades of Grey! Which reminds me..
Dear Ms Mummert,
You seem to have forgotten what the name of a certain piece of female anatomy is called, so I'll help you out and remind you. It's called a vagina. Say it with me, VA-GI-NA. It is not called my initmate place, my intimate part, down there, or any of the other asinine names you managed to use. It's a vagina.
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Read information about the authorTeresa Mummert grew up in a small town in Pennsylvania where she began dating her husband when they were only sixteen years old. They married at eighteen and soon moved to Louisiana as her husband began his military career. They are the proud parents of four children that they are raising in Georgia.
Teresa began writing when her husband deployed to Afghanistan as a way to cope with him being away at war. She soon became a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author. Her work includes the word of mouth bestselling White Trash Trilogy which landed her a three book publishing deal with Simon & Schuster. She has also written the New York Times and USA Today bestselling novel The Note and the USA Today bestselling novel Safe Word. Other novels include Perfect Lie, Pretty Little Things, the Honor series, Rellik, The Good Girls, Something Wicked, Crave, The Death of Lila Jane, Hollow (Hollow Point #1), and the USA Today bestselling novel Sweet Nothing co-written with Jamie McGuire.
Future releases include Hellion (Hollow Point #2), Shameless, Defending Her Honor (Honor Series), Cruel, Depravity, When the Memories Fade, Weeping Willow, Paper Doll, The Deep, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, Rocked, Before I Wake, Fall to Pieces, Ash & Dust, and Victim. She also has a Middle-Grade children's novel coming out soon titled The Seeker under the pseudonym T.S. Mummert.
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