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The author of the book: Robert DeCoteau
Edition: Zombie Tales Press
Date of issue: September 12th 2011
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Language: English
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Is there ever a good time to murder your wife?

Yes.

The best time to murder your wife is when everyone in town has become a brain-nomming zombie and is too busy chowing down on the brains of acquaintances, friends, neighbours and their own wives, to notice that you've murdered your wife.

Is there some way that I can arrange an inner-city zombie based apocalyptic chow-fest in order to detract from my culpability in a wicked spousal dismemberment?

Er, no. Not really. However, if you are really lucky, like Charles Grimly in Zombie Tales: Primrose Court Apt 305, then these things will all just coincide quite nicely. Charles has a lovely lapdancer wife called Mariana. Mariana is a nice lady who likes older men, fast cars, hooker heels and witholding the conjugal goodies to keep Charles on his toes. Charles has an inner monologue with his dead (murdered) mother who, daily encourages him, to annul his marriage to Mariana in the most final manner possible.

As Charles is merrily taking a chain saw to his dearly beloved, the rest of the world is turning into a splashy gorefest which makes his efforts look like minor abrasion which could be repaired with a band-aid. So the world is going to hell in a handbag and Mariana is going to the municipal dump in a suitcase (or two) At least there will be one less zombie lurching about the apocalyptic scenery of Primrose Court... unless Mariana is really good with a sewing kit.

Amusing short story spin-off generated by Robert DeCoteau's Don of the Dead.


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Ebook Zombie Tales: Primrose Court Apt. 305 read Online! Robert DeCoteau
I was born in 1974 in Bremerton, Washington. I moved to Bellingham, Washington at the age of four and have been here ever since.
I love living in the Pacific Northwest about two months out of the year. The other ten months it rains.
Constant rain gives me plenty of time to read and write. While I'm hooked on writing horror right now, I enjoy many other genres.
My favorite author is Robin Hobb, who also lives in the northwest. She is the award winning Fantasy author of Assassin's Apprentice and several sequels.
I have one son. I named him Chance. He is six going on fifteen. We are both currently enrolled in school, but I am a few grades ahead of him.


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LOUIS

Time flew unnoticed.

THEODORE

Useful book, lots of information

OLIVIA

Easy to read, easy to understand!

JUDE

Time flew unnoticed.

ANNABELLE

One breath reads!




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