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The author of the book: Daniel Polansky
Date of issue: November 3rd 2015
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Language: English
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All the characters in this story are animals. ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE ANIMALS. Why me? I mean, I happen to be one of those lovely people who hate don't give a damn about silly animals. So of course my Minion in Training had to pick this particular book for me *eyeroll* A good thing he didn't know about my utter disdain slight dislike for all things fauna when he decided to gift me this somewhat awesome book. Had he known about my condition, he probably would have sent me a Silly Sanderson Book (SSB™) instead *shudders dramatically* Or worse! He could have gifted me Traitor's Blade {insert cries of horror and petrification here} Bloody hell, what a total and complete nightmare this would have been! But I digress. Yeah, I know, I do that a lot lately. Oh well. You're tough and stuff, so I'm pretty sure you'll survive. And if you don't, well, please convey my deepest condolences to your family.

Okay, so where was I? Oh yes, I slightly dislike animals. To be honest, it's not that I slightly dislike them, it's just that I don't really care whether they live or die and stuff. Expect when it comes to my murderous crustaceans, obviously. They are my babies! I love them to death! And they make for delicious meals, too! See, I'm not completely heartless. So there's hope for me yet and all that crap.

But anyway. When I realized all the characters in this book were animals, I had a mini seizure. I mean, I can deal with 2 or 3 cool pets à la Ilona Andrews, but this here is a freaking zoo! We've got armadillos, squirrels, foxes, rats, weasels, hedgehogs, stoats, salamanders, badgers, opossums, moles, porcupines, guinea pigs…ARGH! Please stop! I feel a stroke coming again!

Want to know what saved this story? It's delightfully dark. And most of the animals characters are evil, ruthless, twisted bastards. Why some of them even are deliciously amoral sociopaths!! And of course that is something I just cannot resist. Just like I cannot resist a world where rats wield sawed-off shotguns and drink themselves to oblivion. It's all pretty glorious, if you ask me.

Exactly! And that's the beauty of it! Because, quite frankly, merciless, devious, cunning, wicked animals with homicidal tendencies are much more fun than your average, silly, boring, fluffy bunny. So it's no wonder I loved this story so much.

» And the very surprising moral of this Super Extra Crappy Non Review (SECNR™) is: I do love animals. As long as they are brutal, ferocious, Machiavellian, slightly barbarous, fierce and cold-blooded. And malevolent. Yeah, that too.
» And the other moral of this SECNR™ is: some people can send me book recs and actually survive. Will wonders never cease?!

PS: I forgot to mention something! There's a Case of Bad French (CoBF™) in this story!! It's nothing as gloriously pathetic as that of Phoenix Rising, but it's still a pretty good CoBF™. Check this out:

“Et où êtes-vous, vous idiot peu hermine? Vous stupide, putois merde cerveau? Votre purulente, imbécile, faux chose?”

Ooooh, the Google Translator is strong in that one! Now if someone would please translate the translation for me, I would be most grateful. I might have an Astonishing Mensa Head (AMH™), but this one just does not compute.

✉ A very private message to Eon: you are the best Minion in Training a murderous shrimp leader could ever wish for. So keep polishing that scythe, and keep sending me great book recs. But please please please stay away from the silly PNR stuff! It's hazardous to your health! And, believe me, it really isn't good for your evil Minion image.

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Because the amazing Eon first recommended, then gifted me this book. You could say he's pretty awesome. Yeah, you could say that. Thank you SO much, Awesome Eon!:D

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Ebook The Builders read Online! Daniel Polansky is the author of the Low Town trilogy, Empty Throne duology, the Hugo-nominated novella The Builders, and A City Dreaming. He can be found in Los Angeles, mostly.

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